Girl Scouts

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 12.28.20

* The Girl Scouts recently sued the Boy Scouts over recruitment tactics. Maybe the winning side will give their lawyers merit badges... [Guardian] * The next Attorney General will be greeted with a large number of highly charged legal matters. [Wall Street Journal] * A new lawsuit alleges that two women were unlawfully denied entry to a Florida strip club because they were not accompanied by a man. [Orlando Sentinel] * Check out this article on why the booby traps in Home Alone are perfectly legal. [Movie Web] * Cardi B has settled a lawsuit with her former manager. The ex-manager should know she's making money moves... [TMZ]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 07.25.17

* Is Paul Manafort planning on responding to his Congressional subpoena with receipts? [The Root] * A much needed W for the First Amendment. [Patterico's Pontifications] * Arnold Schwarzenegger's Supreme Court strategy. [Politico] * This case will make you think about burping more than you care to. [Lowering the Bar] * Trump can't stop talking about Sessions. [Huffington Post] * Your job is killing your posture. Can anything be done to stop you from developing a computer hunch? [Corporette] * What is Jared Kushner hiding? [Slate] * Learning the value of being a troublemaker. [Ghostwriting-Speechwriting] * Maybe I'm biased (I definitely am), but Girl Scouts > Boy Scouts. [Jezebel]

Bernie Madoff

Morning Docket: 08.17.11

* The tried and true accounting method of finders keepers, losers weepers prevailed in an appeals court win for Irving Picard in the Madoff case. [Bloomberg] * Why in the world did you think it would be a good idea to file a $77M lawsuit against Kasowitz Benson? Are you out of your “superior legal […]